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Wordless Wednesday: Partner in Crime

6/27/2018

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Simply Doodle Sunday: The Perks of Baby Wearing

6/25/2018

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Droolia Goolia naps again!
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A Few Things That Happen To A Single Parent When Baby-Free Time Hits

6/16/2018

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  • find the nearest trail and walk three miles sans stroller and baby
  • use headphones
  • cry while listening to songs you used to listen to because it would've been a year together today
  • wonder why you're crying? because it did happen? because it didn't happen?
  • scurry home to shower like no one is watching
  • wear a non-nursing bra for the remainder of minutes and revel in your boobs simultaneous flatness and monstrous size
  • pump the coconut
  • initiate obese, unsorted loads of laundry
  • diaper collection duty
  • pluck facial hairs
  • paint bases of toenails
  • sunless tan legs cuz there's no lounging by the pool this year
  • think about day drinking
  • think about smoking weed
  • think about painting
  • consider masturbating but quickly admit there's no motivation or energy to spare
  • slowly apply makeup as if you're going to go somewhere later in the day
  • make a running list of all the things that need to get done the next time two hours of baby-free time drops into your lap
    • clean out jeep
    • test out tent
    • call medicaid
    • see dentist
    • baby proof house
    • sell furniture
    • call gun shop
    • sort baby clothes
    • join gym
    • lose baby weight
    • clean yard
    • plant flowers
    • backup phone
    • prep for playa
    • miss my baby
  • and oh yeah--doodle and blog
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Wordless Wednesday: Tools of the Trade

6/13/2018

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    Mallory Kate is a blogger, artist, single mom and funny girl outta Nevada.

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