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Wordless Wednesday: Partner in Crime

6/27/2018

Simply Doodle Sunday: The Perks of Baby Wearing

6/25/2018

Droolia Goolia naps again!

A Few Things That Happen To A Single Parent When Baby-Free Time Hits

6/16/2018

find the nearest trail and walk three miles sans stroller and baby
use headphones
cry while listening to songs you used to listen to because it would've been a year together today
wonder why you're crying? because it did happen? because it didn't happen?
scurry home to shower like no one is watching
wear a non-nursing bra for the remainder of minutes and revel in your boobs simultaneous flatness and monstrous size
pump the coconut
initiate obese, unsorted loads of laundry
diaper collection duty
pluck facial hairs
paint bases of toenails
sunless tan legs cuz there's no lounging by the pool this year
think about day drinking
think about smoking weed
think about painting
consider masturbating but quickly admit there's no motivation or energy to spare
slowly apply makeup as if you're going to go somewhere later in the day
make a running list of all the things that need to get done the next time two hours of baby-free time drops into your lap
- clean out jeep
- test out tent
- call medicaid
- see dentist
- baby proof house
- sell furniture
- call gun shop
- sort baby clothes
- join gym
- lose baby weight
- clean yard
- plant flowers
- backup phone
- prep for playa
- miss my baby
and oh yeah--doodle and blog

Wordless Wednesday: Tools of the Trade

6/13/2018