Nah, but for reals.
Her shit doesn't stink to me. It's like roses and sunshine. It's like perfection and success. It's a symbol of my commitment to loving her every time she's at my breast. It's a little gross when it touches my hand, or gets in my hair, or on my cheek. It's always funny when she farts on my Mom, my brother, on me. So far she looks best in blue. Four hours is our longest sleeping streak. She's the most perfect human I've ever laid eyes on. Schnugglebuns McPerfectPoops, I love you more each day and week.
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